Douchebag Workout

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Douchebag Workout is a button-mashing skill game where you level up by working out. You start as a skinny guy insecure about his body image. The solution - get unnaturally large muscles and become a douchebag. Work all of your key muscle areas, buy supplements, and become the ripped chad you always imagined.

How to Play

Work those muscles

Work on each individual muscle area by tapping or holding certain buttons depending on the workout. Each workout consumes energy that you can replenish with various foods, from greasy pizzas to healthy tofu dishes.

Buy performance enhancers

Performance-enhancing chemicals are essential to becoming a douchebag FAST. As you level up, you’ll unlock various supplements and drugs, starting with the mild products. Later, you’ll be able to get steroids and obscure Russian growth pills that automatically boost your muscles without having to even workout!

Become the ultimate douchebag

As you progress, you’ll get insights into your douchebags life and watch him go from zero to hero in a series of social media updates. To make sure you look the part, you can edit your appearance and get tanned with some bling.